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What Alan Shearer Knows
Alan performs the mime:"Trapped in a glass box of irrelevance" Yes…he’s back. Looking resplendent in a lilac shirt with a white collar that delightfully off-set the strange fudgy hue of his skin, wor...
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“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem”– Woody Allen
A troublesome showing from wor Alan this week. After a stellar season debut last week, he now seems distant, petulant and uncomfortable; it was like watching a man who was completely unsuited to media...
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What Alan Shearer Knows…
Back from international week, Alan was refreshed, restored, and radiating the matchless confidence of a man who knows he will never lose his cushy job of sitting legs akimbo on an angular sofa and...
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What Alan Shearer Knows about…breaks
"Oh! The Huge-Manatee!" Like the resplendent Alan above*, I have been taking a break from the WASKAF posts. I’d love to pretend that this was because my Saturday nights have all been spent larging it...
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Passionate BBC Fans welcome back ‘Messiah’ to MOTD couch
The excitement was palpable around television centre this morning, as excited BBC fans welcomed back legendary pundit Alan Shearer in advance of this afternoon’s televised game between West Bromwich...
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